Why we don't have nice things

Gone to CUBA

Not really. But we did stock the cube!
Look at the mad display - 50's diner eat your heart out...
We had cute girls stalking us as we were putting our stock in...fully peeping over our shoulder and everything! Pretending to stare at other cubes...
Little did they know, Kirby can understand Japanese, HAH!
Our cube is located at CYBER CITY 2002 Fortitude Valley in Brisbane.
They're open til super late every night, & has the most delicious food we have ever eaten, & Tsing Tao tallies as big as your fucking head for $5...

Life's pretty sweet if you're us!!
xx

Cubist

So we were eating lunch the other day in our favorite food & beer emporium, minding our own business, when we see a sign for Cubes for sale! (A cube is a small cube-shaped object where you can put your shit, & the shop will sell it for you...)
SO WE BOUGHT ONE. Risque move we know, but what the hell.
So as soon as we put on pants, we will be jetting to the Valley to fill the sucker up.
Stay tuned!!!